Saturday, August 23, 2014

Final Test

Congratulations, you decoded the message and found out that there was another spy, Joan Horton from P.E.T.A., also undercover and she got blamed for your kitten rescue! You let her know they were looking for her and she escaped safely.

Your classes have resumed. You learned about their secret prime factor code (which you figured out yesterday) and more ways that humans should use animals. At the end of your training, Herman T. Sherman came in for the final test:
This picture shows why we must eat all the animals of the earth. When human water babies (blue) eat the flesh of animals (pink), we see the light and wisdom of God (yellow). One only needs to look at this picture to understand the mission of V.A.L.A. For your final test, draw a horizontal line with a point on it. Now draw a circle around it. Next, draw another circle starting from the intersection of the first circle and the line. You will become a V.A.L.A. mission specialist if you can figure out exactly how many times taller is the football of God's wisdom than it is wide. And then tomorrow I will tell you about Operation Agent Gerbil!
Wow, that seems easy. You should soon be a V.A.L.A. member with inside information.

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